The Longest Calculator Message Ever

I WILL NOW TRY

TO WRITE THE

LONGEST CALCU-

LATOR MESSAGE

EVER.  THIS IS

PROBABLY – NO,

MOST LIKELY – A

FEAT THAT HAS

BEEN ATTEMPTED

BEFORE.  BUT THE

PREVIOUS LONGEST

HAVE MORE THAN

LIKELY BEEN NO

MORE THAN NON-

SENSE.  THIS ONE

IS SAYING SOME-

THING.  THE MES-

SAGE IS CLEAR.

OR MAYBE IT ISNT

.  PERHAPS YOU,

THE MESSSAGE REA-

DER, NEED SOME

CLARIFICATION.

NO MATTER.  I

WOULD HAVE SAID

IT ANYWAY.  THE

MESSAGE IS THAT

A TEXTS LENGTH

HAS NOTHING TO

DO WITH ITS REL-

EVANCE.  WHY DID

I NOT JUST SAY

THAT IN THE FIRS

T PLACE, YOU

ASK?  BECAUSE

THIS IS MEANT TO

BE LONG.  THIS

IS MEANT TO BE

THE LONGEST

CALCULATOR MES-

SAGE EVER!  SO

I HAVE COMPILED

LETTERS INTO

WORDS, AND WORDS

INTO SENTENCES.

AND I HAVE ALSO

COMPILED THESE

SENTENCES INTO

A MESSAGE THAT

CAN ONLY BE READ

BY PRESSING THE

DOWN ARROW MANY,

MANY, MANY, MANY

TIMES.  THIS IS

A POINTLESS TIME

WASTER STARTED

AFTER A MATH

TEST.

I HAVE WRITTEN

THINGS LONGER.

BUT THEY HAVE

BEEN IN VARIAT,

NOT NORMAL TYPE.

THIS MESSAGE IS

LENGTHY, BUT

“SAYS” NOTHING.

THERE IS NOTHING

OF IMPORTANCE

HERE.

I AM STARTING TO

SKIP AROUND, TO

CREATE NEW PARA-

GRAPHS TO MATCH

MY THOUGHTS.  I

AN STILL ON TOP-

IC, HOWEVER, UN-

LIKE MOST MES-

SAGES THAT HAVE

MADE IT TO THIS

LENGTH.

THIS MESSAGE IS

VERY LONG.  THERE

IS NOT MUCH MORE

I CAN SAY ON THE

TOPIC.  SO I

WILL END THIS

MESSAGE NOW, AND

LEAVE IT HERE,

ON THIS CALCULA-

TOR, UNTIL IT

HAS BEEN READ BY

OTHERS.

            END

P.S. “until it has been read by others” seems to translate to “until we need to use it.”  I’m bummed that I had to clear my message, but it had to be eventually.

P.P.S. Yes, I did type this all out on my graphing calculator.  To preserve the format, each line is only sixteen characters long and it is in all caps with only the punctuation my calculator can use.  This has come from a calculator to graph paper to a Word document to here.  I have written it out completely 3 times.
P.P.P.S. "In variat" means like this:

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX              XXXX
XXX    XXXXXX   XXX
XXX    XXXXXX   XXX
XXX                  XXX
XXX    XXXXXX   XXX
XXX    XXXXXX   XXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Each letter is perfectly visible, as my screen is 8 characters high.